Log onto tumblr, and looks what pops up as a picture on my dashboard just to make me feel like the biggest loser ever. My 'diet' and 'exercise regime' is sort of... well not even going on. Ate like a pig today with my cheesy toast brekkie, two bowls of rice/chicken/egg for lunch, then giant custard tart, shish kebab and a white Tim Tam to top it all off. Yeah, my beach bod is now non-existent, and my tummy is on the verge of being mistaken for a blueberry muffin. Yeah, I don't know how blueberries are compared to my tummy... but anyway. Fuar, swear, tomorrow will be the start when I start (attempt to) eating healthy and lose my monstrous flab. Seriously, gotta get a beach bod like some of those tumblr-famous babes.
Feeling angry at myself for not controlling my cravings, even though I'm not even hungry. It's more one of those impulsive 'I just want to eat for the sake of eating' cravings, and I guess it's partly due to my stress from not being able to do any physics, chem, bio, or maths papers cos I'm a failure like that. Like seriously wtbbq. Way to fail yearlies, Winona.
Seeing as I'm like the prime example of failure and unable to get fit, here's a list of what you shouldn't do.

1. Don't stalk up hot chicks on Facebook. It'll only make you feel even more shitty and like a failure, and loser and fattie and ugly than you already do.
2. Don't be lazy and lie in bed dreaming of your dream bod rather than getting off your lazy ass and actually going to do that morning run which you said you were going to.
3. Don't eat like a cow. That's right. From now on.. No more Tim Tams or unnecessary food. (That's right nothing but muesli bars and yoghurt)
4. Don't sit in front of a computer typing up shit. Go do something productive like exercising or studying.